How to Crash a Wedding

Jacinta was mad that her ex-boyfriend never wanted to talk to her. He had been dating the same girl for six months now, and Jacinta couldn’t believe how great they looked together.

The girlfriend, of course, didn’t know about this event, but it seemed like she wanted to keep what happened between them a secret. This made Jacinta more determined to gate crash their wedding ceremony. But how would she crash on this wedding day?

What to Do?

Crashing a wedding takes preparation. It’s not only about figuring out how to get in but also thinking carefully when and where to crash the party. Remember to have an outfit and a speech ready.

Tips on How to Crash a Wedding

The following are some tips on how to crash a wedding.

1. Deciding which wedding you’re going to crash

You can’t just pick any wedding that you know of – this is someone’s special day. This means that they’re going to be more observant of their surroundings, so they’ll be more suspicious if, instead of a guest, you turn up as a gate crasher on the spot.

2. Wait a while, but not too long

You don’t want the ceremony to be over before you get to see your ex with his new love. You also don’t want to be too early that they mistake you as one of the helpers or staff members who are getting things ready for the ceremony.

3. Wait for the best time to join the party

Find out when’s the moment of the ceremony when they won’t realize that you’re not on the list of invited guests.

You can go in with friends or family, but make sure they don’t look too suspicious. For example, don’t go in with a wig on or with someone dressed inappropriately compared to the other guests.

4. Know where the wedding is taking place

If you’re crashing a wedding that’s at a beach, make sure you wear a beach outfit. If it’s a church wedding, dress as a nun or a priest.

5. It’s a good idea to have a speech prepared

What will you say when you finally meet your ex with his new love? If you don’t have a speech prepared, then you shouldn’t go in. People will only ask you questions that you probably won’t know the answers to.

6. Be ready with your break-up story

You also need to know the story of how you and your ex broke up, which you should definitely practice beforehand.

It might seem like a funny little story, but it could be used against you if your ex or his new love decides to make it their own. They’ll use it to humiliate you or embarrass you.

7. Ensure you have a camera to take photos

You’ll need a camera, without question – preferably a professional one with a good zoom function and a good lens. This will be useful if you need to take some pictures or videos of your ex on his special day.

8. Put off the sunglasses

Pack some sunglasses – they’ll hide your identity more. If you’re trying to crash a wedding, then, of course, the last thing that you want is for your ex or his love to recognize you and embarrass you.

9. Wear a nice outfit

Lastly, make sure that you wear a nice outfit and bring an extra change of clothes. If you’re planning to crash a wedding, then you shouldn’t look like someone who’s crashing it. It shouldn’t be an obvious attempt because if it is, then you’ll probably get caught.